But my first act on American soil: Order a cheeseburger, extra ketchup (yes, Heinz).
My second act? Open my mail---apparently I am not out of the reach of the long arm of the Austrian law. That's right, the Klagenfurt police have mailed me a $250.00 dollar speeding ticket. Registered mail. Will I be paying?
Chicken McDoubt it.
Anyway, I'm back. And the celebrity death-toll has climbed to untold heights.--what the hell did you people do while I was gone?
Apparently no more moon-walking. Or OxyClean.
God bless America. And Wakefield's knuckle ball (apparently the good years start at 42)
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LMAO - A speeding ticket in a '78
Ford Fiesta! -- are you kiddin' me?
Email Manfred and see if he will
bail you out as a goodwill gesture.
Otherwise, the Der Kurier headline
might read:
Bundeskriminalamt Seeks FWG -
International Traffic Fugitive
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