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Monday, February 2, 2009

This Week's Sign(s) of the Apocalypse

Apparently its two for the price of one week here at Thoughts From a Fat White Guy.
So here you go:
THIS WEEK'S SIGN(S) OF THE APOCALYPSE
1. I am the last one to say this site is an advocate of "Responsible Reporting." Journalistic integrity not exactly high up on the list (just ask Jeff Jacobs). But there is one thing I won't do, and that is reporting news before it actually happens (unless of course someone out there wants to help finance my Flux-Capacitor). So whats my point? This:
2. Forget the "Wardrobe Malfunction", this is downright incredible. Some Comcast Affiliate aired 30 seconds of actual porn during the Super Bowl (the only downside: full male nudity).
Comcast continued this morning to investigate how pornography interrupted it’s feed during the final quarter of the Super Bowl on Sunday.

“We are mortified by last evening’s Super Bowl interruption, and deeply apologize to our customers for the inappropriate programming,” Maslyn said in a statement. “We are aggressively investigating the situation including the possibility of foul play.”
Comcast is working on a plan to compensate customers, but nothing has been set in stone, Maslyn said.
The pornography clip was from Club Jenna, an adult cable television channel.

"That went to the perfect guy, in the perfect situation"
Oh Club Jenn. (uh...never heard of it...moving on...) I'm sure there are some distressed housewives out here, about ready to storm their local PTA's agreeing that this is what is turning their kids into overweight perverts (surely not their lack of exercise or love of reality television...or the FREE GRANDSLAM BREAKFAST).

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