Well here it is. Your official
FAT WHITE GUY MOMENT OF THE WEEK.
Tomorrow, all around the United States Denny's Restaurant will be offering a FREE GrandSlam Breakfast. 100%-No-Strings-Attached-FREE.
6am-2pm
You see, this is why I love America. With heart-disease the number one killer of Americans and obesity an epidemic among American children what do huge restaurant chains do to curb the problem? They offer you a FREE Cardiologist-hating-artery-clogging-heart-attack-inducing meal. Again...FOR FREE. Eat up America, breakfast is the most important meal.
6am-2pm
You see, this is why I love America. With heart-disease the number one killer of Americans and obesity an epidemic among American children what do huge restaurant chains do to curb the problem? They offer you a FREE Cardiologist-hating-artery-clogging-heart-attack-inducing meal. Again...FOR FREE. Eat up America, breakfast is the most important meal.
This has the FWG stamp of approval ALL OVER IT.
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