Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week
TheSmokingGun.com MARCH 16--The Peoria Pelter remains on the loose. A week after a McDonald's employee was assaulted with a "hot greasy McGriddle sandwich," Illinois cops have yet to make an arrest. According to a Peoria Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find below, Patricia Munguia, 38, was hit in the face by a McGriddle thrown by a drive-thru customer angered that his sandwich did not include an egg.
So why this week's sign of the apocalypse?
Well, being in Europe has afforded me to look at America through the European cultural lens. If one more Austrian asks me if I wan't McDonald's I'm going to lose it. Listen up, Americans: They already see us as a nation of slobs (which I'm fine with) but we NEED to stop assaulting eachother with breakfast food. Any incident where (according the the report) the "victim needed medical attention due to assault by sausage sandwhich" just isn't good press. When people are reduced to fighting at Drive-Thru windows, violently hurling breakfast meat at eachother, well then it's gone to far.