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Monday, March 9, 2009

This Week's Sign Of The Apocalypse

Whats it going to be? Coins that are worth 2 Euros. Perhaps how stylish the Skinny jeans-Faux-hawk look is in Europe, Or is it that T.O. has signed with the Buffalo Bills, thus presenting a strong moral conflict for the FWG. (Wrong, Wrong, and...a close second).
Nope, this week's sign of the apocalypse is that Michael Jackson has announced he is going back on tour.

(in later news...Jackson is also being considered as the new spokesperson for iTouch...testimonials from boys under age 10 may seal the deal)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Rumor is Apple already told him to "Beat It". No worries though -- MJ has a back-up gig with Summer's Eve for their new feminine hygiene product: iDouche