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Sunday, July 5, 2009

FWG: A Man and His Hot Dog

Perhaps the greatest of all the phalic-sympol sports, The Nathan's Fourth Of July Hot Dog Contest has come to embody the true American spirit: Overeating and dominating the Japanese. Today you can put a big check mark in the W column for the good ol' U.S of A. Taste it Japan.(As I type this from the Tuscan country side, the Italians are confused about my impromptu U-S-A! chants and why I keep asking for firecrackers. These boots are back on American soil on July 8th. Get excited.)

1 comment:

Bee2636 said...

Chestnut 3 Kobayashi 0

A head-to-head 3-Peat for
the American.

Ahh...the fantasy of FWGs
everywhere - consuming
massive quantities of a
single food group.