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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week

If offered up summations of last week's wedding extravaganza in bits and pieces. Well here is another piece of the puzzle. In between casual conversation over chips and dip, I finally felt I had made some strides towards acceptance into the girlfriend's family.

And then like a lightning bolt from the Karma Police I was struck down in my tracks....

An unsuspecting FWG failed to note the weight limit on plastic lawn furniture. I sat down confidently and then promptly knocked backed to reality....but not before my significant other had time to capture it for posterity. God, I love first impressions.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just be glad you were wearing
your safety glasses young fella.

/OSHA'd

RichZ said...

No man. The pink short were the fist impression. The crushed lawn furniture was just icing on that cake.

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